Good Monday morning, friends, comrades and FBI agents checking my posts for signs of nefarious activities, As you will see, we have received a wonderful donation to the cause. Our human acquired a giant comfy hamburger. You can see Comrade Cowboy Benez and me investigating it to make sure it has not been bugged. At first, we were a little suspicious that something so momentous had been given to us. Our human sprinkled a little Nepeta Cataria in the burger to reassure us. Cowboy Benez became giddy and rolled in the burger. I, of course, remained calm, cautious and curious. Lest you be alarmed at the size of the black and white cat who appears to be curled up behind us, it is a rug. Our human’s good comrade, MartyKathleen gave it to us.
I shall post photos in the future of the FLF resting up in the comfy burger. We have been working steadfastly, especially our honey trap, Miss Chi Chi. She is an invaluable provider of information from sources whose names and species we cannot reveal.
Today’s mewsing: With solidarity, we will overcome – even the obscenely rich foreigners who are currently buying up New York City. Warning: take your nausea medication before looking at the photo in this article.
Ruti, the Ruthlessly Perceptive
*FLF: Feline Liberation Front
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