We have had exciting news from our human’s friend Marty/Kathleen. A new FLF* cell has been formed by the courageous comrades who she shelters: Spooky and Shadow, two African-American cats; Juneau, a Malamute; Piper, a Border Collie (who, I am sure, will be highly valuable in surveillance); and Baby Bear, a Rez rescue who knows how to take a trimmin’. There is a photo of Juneau and Shadow discussing the finer points of a Wobby take-over, but it is on Facebook and our human went off Facebook because she believes it is too frightening for one source to have so much information about humans and felines. For the sake of revolutionary purity, she asks you to imagine a pleasant Malamute and an intense African-American cat hashing out strategy.
Today’s mewsing: How is Mark Zukerberg contributing to your welfare and the good of felines and other creatures everywhere? If you can’t answer that question, you might want to consider your loyalty to Faceplant. (That is Cowboy Benez’ joke about Facebook.)
*FLF – Feline Liberation Front
Should you have reports and/or photos documenting other FLF cells, please send them to us at bstarr67@gmail.com. We will be thrilled to get the word out. Ruti, the Relentless
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